Grandma Sniffed Me?

Last night Grandma and I stayed up "late" and played dominoes.  I'm not TERRIBLE at the game.  I used to be really awful, though, and Grandma has to reteach me the game every time we sit down to play it.  Last night I did alright.  Grandma still kicked my ass, but it's all good, I kick her ass at walking all the time.
  
Anyway, when she decided she'd kicked enough ass for one evening she got up to go to bed and gave me a big goodnight hug and kiss.  I'm not a short person, and she didn't used to be either, but she's gotten a bit stooped and this puts her at just about neck height in a hugging situation.  While she's hugging me (and LINGERING) she gets her face in real close to my neck and takes a big ole whiff.  I'm talking about a long deep audible sniff.  I thought my necklace and collar were gonna get stuck, y'know what I mean?  She pulls back and exclaims brightly "you sure smell GOOOOD!" and if that wasn't enough "I bet Jordan LOVES that smell! I gotta get another sniff!" and she did, after which she proclaimed "You're delicious!"
 
She gave me another peck on the cheek, told me she'd have to take on the job of smelling me while Jordan and I are apart, and made her way up the stairs.
 
I put the dominoes away, folded up the card table, and tried to gather my dignity.  Grandma kicked my ass and then she sniffed me.  There are no words.