We had a feast tonight. See the menu below:
Leftover Overripe Peach Pieces
Salted Gummy Avocado Slices
Frozen Precooked Maple Flavored Sausage Logs
Baked Potatoes (eyes optional)
Great Green Globs of Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
Mutilated Monkey Meat
Little Dirty Birdy Feet
French Fried Eyeballs Skewered on a Porcupine
and
Fresh Tomato and Feta Salad (that was my contribution)
It wouldn't be so bad if she didn't watch what I eat and make comments about it. I don't love bananas, but I don't hate them, and whether or not I eat them doesn't REALLY reflect how I feel, but now all of a sudden it's imperative to have an opinion one way or the other because they're on special at Jewel. And if I say casually "yeah, sure, let's get 'em" it means I love 'em and when I don't eat 'em, she freaks!
I'm positive she thinks I'm a finicky eater, and I'm not. I'm really pretty adventurous when it comes to food, except for cabbage, and Grandma's refrigerator. I mean, she eats cottage cheese and orange marmalade for lunch. Can you imagine watching that?
I am gonna lose so much weight. This could be the new fad diet.
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Cabbage is disgusting. I didn't do a CSA this year because I just couldn't stand the thought of trying to come up with something to do with a head of cabbage every week again. As far as I can tell the best use of cabbage is throwing it at people.
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